Overtranslation in google translation.

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A árvore nua

We found this naked tree while walking around in a small forest near Linköping.

Dilúvio

Aqui não chove, mas quando chove é o dilúvio :) É tanta água que em cada esquina deve ter um Moisés batendo a staca no chão pra abrir passagem pros carros. Além do mais parece que colocaram uma luz estroboscópica no céu de tanto raio que cai. E cada vez que ouço um boooooom tenho a impressão de que um raio, ou um meteoro, fez um buraco no chão de tão alto que é o barulho. Vou alí ver se acho um escudo pra sair nessa chuva.

O açaí da Ibn Gabirol

Back to Tel Aviv after spending some amazing months with my girlfriend in Sweden. After two days of almost non stop walking, jumping back and forth through dozens of streets in different neighborhoods I got two things: some blisters under my feet, and a nice ap in a nice location! Kind of exhausted I was walking through Ibn Gabirol back to the hostel where I had left my luggage, when I was atracted by some white letters in a green background: "RE:BAR" and the slogan "Restart your day!". This reminded me the nice times in Salvador when me and some friends used to go to Barra after "Musicomps" and grab a 500ml cup of frozen açaí. I used to be amazed on how recharging a glass of açaí can be around 4am after an exhausting party. Now my day was reestarting around 9pm after an exhausting journay. But the recharging effect of the açaí was quite the same.

Walkie Talkie

When I got my first cell phone I used to use it as one uses a walkie talkie. "Hey Mateus, its a cell phone! Why do you take it from the ears while speaking and put it back to hear?" some friends said. Here in Tel Aviv a lot of people walkie talkie on cell phones :P